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Umm…I don’t even know where to start oh but I’m going to start. I feel like stopping now sef…there’s so much to write and say but….no…it’s not writer’s block, I had a fabulous convocation, that’s where the problem started…I got extremely busy, then NYSC came up, lemme not go into details of that 3 weeks but It was miserable, I was posted to Kubwa camp, F.C.T.. mehn I dunno what to say, I sprained my ankle day 1, my body reacted to the water by day 3 and stuff came out all over my body. My nose started bleeding from Day 5 till I left…thanks to the harsh weather conditions, my dad came every Sunday to see me and I wasn’t ashamed of it, I claimed foreign trained so imagine the rest…I was the most popular in my hostel thanks to my noisy and big mouth, so tey they planned to beat me up, I had loadz of boy friends including soldiers and God forgive you dear reader if you dare to even think otherwise, if you’ve heard of Mr Macho…yea..that sexy stuff with their ground nut oiled body, I made sure the winners carried me :D I think that is the only time I can say I was happy in camp, I went ofr drill only twice and was talking with my parents till they seized my phone, I tried the slow march once and oops went down…yea down. Ok..it wasn’t so bad, I danced a lot at mammy market and incurred so many hard dicks begging for entry…*yuck* it was really funny feeling something at my bum and I’m like what’s that with my eyes popping..then I’ll move to the next person :D… I didn’t drink any alcohol, I paid 2k not to smoke, I was dared….I sha took a drag on last night, I kissed 4 guys *hides face* but you know I’m a serial kisser nah, 2 lesbos asked me out, one of them gave me 10k for my drinks one night so, I was always cladded in black bum pant and a white top crested with DADDY’S GIRL or AME…yea yea, I had male friends that had cars oh…no trekking or standing in the sun, I avoided queue like crazy….the only thing I used my cash for was pictures and bribing people to get what I need faster….guys took care of food and drinks and other orishirishi….lemme stop there…if you think I had fun, I didn’t..I was more than happy to go.
Pix of my convocation…I really felt loved….really loved,my parents made me so proud and so happy, my dad did the most remarkable thing for me, my mum made me travel to shop, na convocation we yarn oh, wedding go toh badt,my brother came all the way from abroad for that Saturday party ehn…my ex..yes ex…was so amazing, he really helped…oya e don do

please,I hope it's not too muh oh...I don't even know if the pix would show,me I no sabi how to upload,teach me abeg...love you guys plenty and I'm back....bisou