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Friday, December 16, 2011

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Umm…I don’t even know where to start oh but I’m going to start. I feel like stopping now sef…there’s so much to write and say but….no…it’s not writer’s block, I had a fabulous convocation, that’s where the problem started…I got extremely busy, then NYSC came up, lemme not go into details of that 3 weeks but It was miserable, I was posted to Kubwa camp, F.C.T.. mehn I dunno what to say, I sprained my ankle day 1, my body reacted to the water by day 3 and stuff came out all over my body. My nose started bleeding from Day 5 till I left…thanks to the harsh weather conditions, my dad came every Sunday to see me and I wasn’t ashamed of it, I claimed foreign trained so imagine the rest…I was the most popular in my hostel thanks to my noisy and big mouth, so tey they planned to beat me up, I had loadz of boy friends including soldiers and God forgive you dear reader if you dare to even think otherwise, if you’ve heard of Mr Macho…yea..that sexy stuff with their ground nut oiled body, I made sure the winners carried me :D I think that is the only time I can say I was happy in camp, I went ofr drill only twice and was talking with my parents till they seized my phone, I tried the slow march once and oops went down…yea down. Ok..it wasn’t so bad, I danced a lot at mammy market and incurred so many hard dicks begging for entry…*yuck* it was really funny feeling something at my bum and I’m like what’s that with my eyes popping..then I’ll move to the next person :D… I didn’t drink any alcohol, I paid 2k not to smoke, I was dared….I sha took a drag on last night, I kissed 4 guys *hides face* but you know I’m a serial kisser nah, 2 lesbos asked me out, one of them gave me 10k for my drinks one night so, I was always cladded in black bum pant and a white top crested with DADDY’S GIRL or AME…yea yea, I had male friends that had cars oh…no trekking or standing in the sun, I avoided queue like crazy….the only thing I used my cash for was pictures and bribing people to get what I need faster….guys took care of food and drinks and other orishirishi….lemme stop there…if you think I had fun, I didn’t..I was more than happy to go.
Pix of my convocation…I really felt loved….really loved,my parents made me so proud and so happy, my dad did the most remarkable thing for me, my mum made me travel to shop, na convocation we yarn oh, wedding go toh badt,my brother came all the way from abroad for that Saturday party ehn…my ex..yes ex…was so amazing, he really helped…oya e don do





















please,I hope it's not too muh oh...I don't even know if the pix would show,me I no sabi how to upload,teach me abeg...love you guys plenty and I'm back....bisou

13 comments:

Toinlicious said...

OMG!! and u said u dint have fun?!!! dis sounded soo fun i feel like going to re-do my NYSC. and i kissed 4 guys? with tongue??? and some dicks were poking ur butt?? ewww but u musta been like d hawtest in camp. still lmao

Priscy said...

i can tell you had a little bit of everything, your pictures are nice. welcome back

gretel said...

ahh...toinlicious...hawtest gan...I tried sha,at least...some peeps no go forget me soon!!! well...if you'll cll that fun and no be tongue them dey carry kiss kiss..
priscy...I go with you,I had a little bit of everything...thanks hon

Myne Whitman said...

Your NYSC was certainly very interesting, lol...

And the pics, you looked absolutely amazing in all.

DIDI said...

YOU SURE DID HAVE FUN..EXPLAINS ALOT :D

Ginger said...

rubbing my eyes and reading again...are we talking of the same NYSC or a 3 week long parri? Na wa. You dey dance for mammy market but you no fit march? e be like say you get jazz.

You sure looked happy in them pix. Congrats!

@ilola said...

Your NYSC sounded like fun oooo.
That black dress..... its soo cool. Please, can I steal it?

Prism of an immigrant said...

Haa... your NYSC experience is an outlier o. I wish I read more fun NYSC stories like yours.

The pictures are nice too. Congratulations again :)

gretel said...

@ Myne...lol..if you'd say so,I missed you oh..thanks dearie
@ Didi...explains what...if I catch you ehn hmm??
@ Ginger..you have killed me..lmao...no be jazz oh,clean your eyes well...LOLOL
@ @ilola...thanks so much...yes,you can steal it but first just pass the dogs at the gate...that should be your only worry :D
@ Prism of an immigrant...thanks so much darling,there are plenty fun stories.

Emeka Amakeze said...

You really had fun in NYSC Camp! The energy in this post tells it all! The pics of your convocation were just jara! Congrats anyway!

MsJB said...

Aww Congrats dear!
What did you study? This gown looks like it's for masters rather than B.Sc.
You looked so lovely.

Toinlicious said...

*waving* hey. where u been hiding? hope you're good. Happy new year

Rhapsody B. said...

Blessings...
Just stopped in to say hello. Looks like you enjoy life going by the photographs.

Have a blessed day
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